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~Wedwink Well~
Andy: We asked Matthew if he wuld help us to practise our vows befur the wedwink ceremonie is purfurmed. This is our dress rehersal.
Sir Matthew: My kitty friends, we are here to attend this lovely rehersal ceremony of bringing together these two in holy catrimony.
Sir Matthew: Andy, do mew take this kitty to be your lawfully wedwinked wife?
Andy: I du wif awl my effurthing that I have to offur my Honey furevfur!
Matthew: Andy, please give your vows.
Andy: I, Andy, (Andee), of The Kondo Kats, do affurm my luff to you HoneyCat, in front of awl our kitty furriends and guests, that I will serve mew and keep mew safe wif awl that I have in me. I will keep my paws about mew and keep mew warm, cozy, and happy wif me. I will give mew my luff and affecshun, cling to mew, embrace mew and luff you furefur and efur!
Sir Matthew: My dear HoneyCat, do you take this kitty to be your lawfully wedwinked husband?
HoneyCat: I do!
Matthew: HoneyCat, please say your vows.
HoneyCat: Andy, I will cherish mew wifin my heart, luff mew, adore, mew, take care of mew. I will cherish mew, honor mew, throughout all uf our lives! Mew are so kind and gud to me and I give my life to mew and I will be wif mew always and everlasting.
Our Fall Wedwink
~2003~
Da Wedwink Uf HoneyCat and Andy
HoneyCat: Andy, I am so excited about our Wedwink Day!
Andy: Me too, but I must say that Ime a little nervous!
Ernie: You both will do fine. I hear the wedwink bells in the distance
in my church, and the seremoney will begin soon. Do you both
remember your vows that you prepared?
HoneyCat: Yes, I have it here all ready.
Andy: We are both prepared.
HoneyCat: I fell SO honurred to have yu fisheeating, Ernie!
You will make it effun mor purrfect fur us!
Ernie: Ize lukkin furwurd tu offshiating at yur wedwink furry mush.
Ize will rite us da seremoney. Ize want it tu bee jus purrfekt fur yu bof.
The Seremoney is about to begin....
<Da krowd hushes as musik beginz tu play. Da sowndz uf menny kitty voisez singing jently drift offur da krowd>
Ernie, in himz Oh Fishyating soot, stepz up tu da pullpit an turnz tu greet himz frend, Andy, wif a smile. Andy nerfuzly smilez bak at Ernie. Andy kin hardlee weight tu see hiz beeyutiful bride gliding down da isle tu him.
Da wedwink mewsik beginz tu play, and Da flour gurl kitties, BooBoo and Sweetie, and Ring Barer, Marius slowly mayke dere weigh down da isle. Dey luk sew kewt, an ar duing effuryfing jus purrfekt. BooBoo an Sweetie tayke pawsful uf flour petulz and drop dem on da isle. Marius carries da pillow wif da wedwink ringz on it furry carefurrly. Az dey stop in frunt uf da pullpit, menny uf da kitties begin tu git teerz in dere ayez. Da ladycatz dab at dere ayez wif lase hankeez.
Now da luvlee bridezmaydez begin maykin' dere weigh down da isle. Misty an Molly luk sew beeyutiful in dere pink bridezmaydz dresses! Da ladycatz wispurr tu eech uffur dat HoneyCat had furry gud tayste wen she picked doze dresses fur herz bridezmaydez. Dey reech da end uf da isle ware Andy and hiz bestmankitty, Matthew, an ushurz ar standing, an turn tu wach fur HoneyCat tu begin herz wok down da isle.
Cindy lukz sew luvly in herz wite an pink dress. She wokz down da isle, furry prowd tu haf had HoneyCat chooze her fur herz Mayde uf Honur. She arrifez at da alter an taykez herz plase dere.
Now da moment effurywun haz bin weighting fur. Andy wachez breflessly az hiz Beeluved HoneyCat, on da arm uf herz brofur, Leo. appurrs at da beginnin' uf da isle. Dere ayez meet, an dey bof see only dere strong luv fur eech uffur.
Andy wachez breflessly az hiz Beeluved HoneyCat, on da arm uf herz brofur, Leo appurrs at da beginnin' uf da isle. Dere ayez meet, an dey bof see only dere strong luv fur eech uffur.
Slowly and grasefully, HoneyCat maykez herz weigh down da isle tu joyn herz troo luv. At da hed uf da isle, Leo putz HoneyCat'z paw in Andy'z paw an stepz bak.
Ernie kleerz himz frote an speekz:
"Whu gifz dis ladycat tu wed dis boycat?"
Leo anserz, "Ize, her brofur du," den stepz bak tu his seat.
"Deer frendz, weez ar gaffured heer tuday tu selibrate da luv dat HoneyCat an Andy haf fur eech uffer. Weez come tugeffur tu witness an honur dere yunyun. Dis iz indeed a gloryus day."
"Andy, do mew take this womankitty to be your lawfully wedwinked wife?"
Andy: "I du wif awl my effurthing that I have to offur my Honey furevfur!"
"Andy, will yu gif da vowz yu haf ritten tu HoneyCat now?"
<Andy turns tu HoneyCat wif herz pawz in hiz an sez>
"I, Andy, (Andee), of The Kondo Kats, do affurm my luff to you HoneyCat, in front of awl our kitty furriends and guests, that I will serve mew and keep mew safe wif awl that I have in me. I will keep my paws about mew and keep mew warm, cozy, and happy wif me. I will give mew my luff and affecshun, cling to mew, embrace mew and luff you furefur and efur!
Ernie turns tu HoneyCat and sez, "HoneyCat, do you take this mankitty to be your lawfully wedwinked husband?"
HoneyCat: "I do, wif awl mine hart!"
Ernie: HoneyCat, will yu now say da vowz yu haf ritten tu Andy.
HoneyCat: "Andy, I will cherish mew wifin my heart, luff mew, adore, mew, take care of mew. I will cherish mew, honor mew, throughout all uf our lives! Mew are so kind and gud to me and I give my life to mew and I will be wif mew always and everlasting."
Ernie speekz:
"Doze ar furry luving vowz, Andy an HoneyCat.
Now it'z da time fur da tradishunal Bite an Swat Seremony.
Andy, yu furst."
Andy'z lukz intu HoneyCat'z ayez and sayz
"Dis bite iz simbolik uf da luv Ize haf fur yu inna tradishun uf owrz not-fikzed-but not broken ansesturz wifowt whum weez wud not bee heer tuday. It bindz us tugeffur fureffur no madder whut da fewchur bringz."
<Andy furry jently bitez at HoneyCat'z nek an hopez he din't hurt hiz bridekitty>
Ernie speekz agin:
"Now you, HoneyCat"
Lukking intu Andy'z ayez, HoneyCat sez:
"Dis swat iz simbolik uf da luv Ize haf fur yu inna tradishun uf owrz not-fikzed-but-not broken ansesturz wifowt whum weez wud not bee heer tuday. It bindz us tugeffur fureffur, no madder whut da fewchur bringz."
<HoneyCat gifz Andy a jentlul swat wif herz shiney polished
clawz.>
Ernie: "Furry gud, Andy an HoneyCat
Now it iz time fur da tradishunal Batting uf da Mowsie"
Ernie reechez intu da simbolik Fudbowl uf Bast, an pikz up a furry mowsie>
"Ize drop dis mowsie fur yu bof tu bat. It iz da simbul uf da life uf luv an purrospurrity dat yu now share.
<Ernie dropz mowsie.
<Andy batz mowsie tu HoneyCat; HoneyCat batz it bak tu Andy. Dey kontinyu tu bat da mowsie bak an forf fur a few minitz, symullizing da sharing uf effuryfing in dere lifez. Den Ernie kontinuze da wedwinking seremony.>
Ernie: "In da ayez uf Bast an dis gaffuring uf yur frendz an fambily, an wif da powerz infested in mineself bye Bast, Ize now purrnownce yu mankitty an wifekitty. Andy, yu may kiss yur bridekitty.
<Andy shylee gifz akittykiss tu HoneyCat>
Ernie: "Ladykatz an Jentlekatz, please concatulate da newlee wedwinked cupple, HoneyCat an Andy!"
<Entire krowd standz on dere feetz an klaps an hootz an hollurz az HoneyCat an Andy wok bak down da isle, now mankitty an wifekitty.>
<Ernie allowz a teer uf joy tu run down hiz, sew happy tu haf had da honur uf yooniting hiz frendz, sew mush in luv wif eech uffur, in catrimony.>